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Minnalouche02/16/08 04:53 pm
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It was the greatest idea ever, the one way to end animal cruelty forever. The idea was this: We would create an organization, one dedicated to ethical treatment of animals. PETA would be its name. We would do whatever it takes to save the animals, even if it meant killing them. For as we continued our project we did indeed put many animals out of their misery. We employed praise-worthy advertising campaigns involving nearly naked women, and our membership increased tenfold. Before we know it every Chuck Beuf will join then, the whole world! I am Ingrid Newkirk and here is my story. It was a crazy idea I know, but ALF and ELF were doing such a horrible job at getting the point across. Insane idiots as if arson and beatings would work. In this day in age sex is the key if you have sex symbols or at least naked girls you would have an empire. But of course I still have a soft spot in my heart for ALF and ELF so I get them out of trouble some times by using my millions of dollars PETA gets every year from donations from stupid saps who think that its going to keeping animals at alive, how stupid can you humans be! Very that’s what very, very stupid. Oh crap what’s this. Ok, ok no one panic I just got beat up by some angry scientist. All I have to say is this: STOP CONFUSING ME WITH THAT STUPID GROUP ALF. I Ingrid Newkirk, head of PETA am not an eco-terrorist…I just throw blood on people who wear fur…cause fur is MURDER people. I wish you idiotic people would listen once in a while. Oh no not again! Stupid scientists stop OW! That hurts I’m calling my lawyers you will here from them. No get away from me with the straight jackets I am sane! I know what I’m doing TOTAL ANIMAL LIBERATION! Hey what are you doing with that needle no!!! I hate shots. I feel so sleepy. Ok I’m in a crazy house but I’m not crazy you all are crazy not me I’m so very sane. That’s it the fetal position are you happy I’m in the fetal position. And according to these cruel doctors I’m clinical insane and they are keeping me here for a long time but I didn’t do anything I helped animals you hear me I helped them. So I killed a few a few that are free from the clutches of humans like you. Dirt all of you, have I ever mentioned that well its true your all lower than low. I hate humans that’s why I rather be with animals. In fact my husband is a donkey I love him to death.
Shima
02/16/08 05:35 pmReply #1
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It was the greatest idea ever, the one way to end animal cruelty forever. The idea was this: We would create an organization, one dedicated to ethical treatment of animals. PETA would be its name. We would do whatever it takes to save the animals, even if it meant killing them. For as we continued our project we did indeed put many animals out of their misery. We employed praise-worthy advertising campaigns involving nearly naked women, and our membership increased tenfold. Before we know it every Chuck Beuf will join then, the whole world! I am Ingrid Newkirk and here is my story. It was a crazy idea I know, but ALF and ELF were doing such a horrible job at getting the point across. Insane idiots as if arson and beatings would work. In this day of age, sex is the key. If you have sex symbols or at least naked women you would have an empire. But of course I still have a soft spot in my heart for ALF and ELF so I get them out of trouble some times by using the millions of dollars PETA gets every year from donations from stupid saps who think that it’s going to keeping animals alive. How stupid can you humans be?! Very, that’s right very, very stupid. Oh crap what’s this?! Okay, okay no one panic I just got beat up by some angry scientist. All I have to say is this: STOP CONFUSING ME WITH THAT STUPID GROUP ALF. I, Ingrid Newkirk, head of PETA am not an eco-terrorist… I just throw blood on people who wear fur… because fur is MURDER people. I wish you idiotic people would listen once in a while. Oh no not again! Stupid scientists stop- OW! That hurts! I’m calling my lawyers! You will here from them! No get away from me with those straight jackets! I am sane! I know what I’m doing! TOTAL ANIMAL LIBERATION! Hey what are you doing with that needle?! No!!! I hate shots. I feel so sleepy… Okay I’m in a crazy house but I’m not crazy. You all are crazy not me. I’m so very sane. That’s it the fetal position. Are you happy, I’m in the fetal position? And according to these cruel doctors, I’m clinically insane and they are keeping me here for a long time but I didn’t do anything I helped animals! You hear me I helped them!! Okay, so I killed a few, but they’re free from the clutches of humans like you. Dirt all of you! Have I ever mentioned that you’re all lower than low. I hate humans! That’s why I’d rather be with animals. In fact my husband is a donkey I love him to death. Okay. Done editting it. The bold stuff is what I editted, the italic stuff is your story, and the underlined stuff is Microsoft's editting. I also think you should put the meaning of the acronyms and put an emphasis on the word "will" in the sentence, "You will hear from my lawyers." And the extra space inbetween the sentences, "I feel so sleepy..." and "Ok.... I'm in a crazy house. . ." I put an extra space to show that time has passed and she's somewhere else. And I didn't really want to throw in a bunch of exclamation marks, but she is ranting, so if you want to add some, then go for it. Also, I'm not the best editor in the whole wide world, so don't take my advice so harshly.

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Rawr!
Minnalouche
02/16/08 05:48 pmReply #2
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Thanks for all your help the library is closing so i gotta go home but im working on it tomorrow so i can look at it better
Shima
02/16/08 05:50 pmReply #3
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Haha. No problem at all.

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Rawr!
danieltheslayer
04/02/08 01:22 pmReply #4
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I loved that story. Funny.

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And then there was Chuck Norris.
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